Been a Long Time...Shouldn't Have Left Ya...

So...It has been exactly (let me check)...five months and one day since I graced the intertron with my blogging prowess. I know there were MANY of you (maybe five of you) who have been worried about my whereabouts...have no fear, I have been saving my undying and hard hitting literary talents for the great comeback.

I know nobody gives a rat's ass, but I figured if it works for Kanye West then why can't work for me? Stay tuned and get ready, the much awaited return is just about here. All I have to do is get my extensive staff cued up and I will be off and rolling.

Adios Mo-fos!